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Great Orc Sprint - Benzor to Brosna - February 2005

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Great Orc Sprint - Benzor to Brosna - February 2005

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(ooc: Originally from the chat log of Nag Veriform, edited,notated and run by Cyker. This lunacy was too much fun to sit hidden on my hdd.)

Well, here it is! The log (Thanks, Nag!) was SO funny, original and just so great that I just did not want to mess with it. Hell, this was people completely in Character, running, punching, diving, killing insane spawns ALL NAKED AND WITHOUT ITEMS, WEAPONS AND any STUFF.....Rp'ing their hearts out.....Who can edit that?? IT is so great as it is, spelling mistakes and all. Typing and doing this dialogue is amazing...how it was done I just don't know...../Mouse/Hotkey/Reading/Typing/Emoting etc!

I Salute you all! OOC and // comments are all included....why remove them???? This was made by characters and great players.....

Thanks to everyone who spammed falling over actions with spawns kicking them around, and emoted all kinds of chaotic, violent and bizarre actions....

The Arena stuff was'nt included...but that was funny as hell too. A later date icon_wink.gif

This is long.....but keep with it.I have learned such a lot from these all these conversations...


The Cast

Fetlock - Belladonna Gutslash
Gru'ud - Gru'ud
Nather Woodswarden - Roland Darksbane
fasaani - Samuel Herefin
Anspira - Tarrabahl Truthsayer
Anslyn - Erasmus Thunderpipes
Nag Veriform - Nag Veriform
Cyker - Kazarn Wolfwood
Bartpaul / Simps - Bugar Galferz
Celticman - Poompa
Radiohodet - Snog Torchwatcher
Zajko - Gargoth Targun
Roland Jagad - Uloth Heardheart
BlackandBlue - Borg
Unissa - Kimli Heln

"" *Written in common, with some Orcish, titled 'The Orc Race - The Cultural, Spiritual and Sporting Traditions of the Orckin of Nordock, Volume 1', a collection of ribbon-bound scrolls available from the Nordock Public Library................................*

"Introduction

What makes an Orc? What drives them? What can we learn from these secretive, majestic and wonderful beasts? What is it about their culture and their worship of strange gods that make them act like the psychotic three-year olds that they seemingly are?...and what do they eat?

I am handing this journal to the Nordock Ethnic and Anthropological Institute, set up by the Duke Flomen (May Serena bless his Family!), as a close, in-the-field study of what Orcs, that is half-breeds, in the employ of the Duke actually get up to when they gather in groups .I cannot stress how important this study is, as this particular group had gathered at what I beleive to be one of their preferred 'Watering Holes', the Wandering Badger in the Benzor Flatson the Eve of Satyrday the Fifth day of Febbyary by the Duke's reckoning.........

Gathered outside The Wandering Badger, these Orcs were to perform what i beleive to be a great Spiritual Quest in their culture - a Sprint Race of huge religious importance. They then gathered at the Gates of Benzor, to run back to The Wandering Badger, quaff an Ale each then set off past and through the River Valley, the Eastern March, through the Trommel Woods, off to Sholo and then to the gates of Brosna.The winner would be showered with honour, as much as i could gather. Naked and weaponless, these creatures would engage and destroy many of the Duke's enemies upon the road............

As one of the few in all of Nordock that can understand the general Orcish language, I hereby give the report to all interested individuals in the original Orcish.....

Method - Me, Professor Eric Von Carstein, hidden in the bushes opposite the Wandering badger, clearly unseen with camouflaged robes, parchment, quill and bottles of ink.Also, one very strong bottle of Smelling Salts that i applied to my nose to mask the stench of the gathered Orc hordette....

As fast as my quills could scratch upon my parchments, as long as i could apply my knowlegde of the Orcish dialects, and as long as i could run and hide, following
this horde of fascinating creatures, I humbly offer my Qualititative Field Report on perhaps the largest gathering of Orcs Benzor has ever seen........."

The Study begins, with annotated notes.........

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Gru'ud : greetings all!!

Erasmus Thunderpipes: 'ey dere.
Erasmus Thunderpipes: ain't yoos kin o' skinee fer a ork?
Nag Veriform: [Party] oi..hullo
Belladonna Gutslash awightss Poorple!
Gru'ud *smiles wdely*
Kazarn Wolfwood Oi, Gruddy, can yooz hold all me stuffz?
Gru'ud ales already?
Nag Veriform me sell some stuff
Bugar Galferz: Nooz mutsj meet on diz wun .... *picks Gru'ud up*
Belladonna Gutslash:oi! guezz wot! Bugie went an trod in Galdy Bum Drops....meez seez it wiv me eyez
Gru'ud nay .. I am a weakling Bugar
Kazarn Wolfwood ooc - I'm not gonna unload everything; I have 4 pages of Meat Surprises on this orc!!!
Nag Veriform What brings you here, stranger?
Belladonna Gutslash mez likez yer 'Tache mate
Poompa //We just cant have anything equiped right?
Gru'ud I will be right back all
Bugar Galferz: *shakes Gru'ud a bit*
Samuel Herefin: *mmuble*buurns
Belladonna Gutslash: // no items at all
Gargoth Targûn: //so its no items at all what so ever?
Belladonna Gutslash: // unless we meet friends hehe
Samuel Herefin: heey
Poompa: Ey maybe da dwarf wanna races too.
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: Mornin', yer orcs.
Samuel Herefin: small orc we are having here
Gargoth Targûn: //not even rings and other crap?
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: Ah be cheerin' fer ye, snotnose.
Poompa : //nothing can be equiped
Belladonna Gutslash: nekkid! no nuffin....noze bootz, Choppaz.....'Atz.......ringiez.......
Belladonna Gutslash: teaz towelz......stokkins.....
Bugar Galferz: *laughs* short dwarfee run short on breaf soon *laughs*
Belladonna Gutslash: but! if weez meetin Trubbil! weez all go smash yeah
Erasmus Thunderpipes: Kin I wearz my undawarez?
Belladonna Gutslash: NAH NEKKID!
Tarrabahl Truthsayer:Splendid, nude orcs swettin'.
Gru'ud : *tries to follow the rules discussion*
Erasmus Thunderpipes: butt nekkid?
Belladonna Gutslash: g'waan mate!
Bugar Galferz: *prays for Serena's blessing on the race*
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: 'Ey, 'oodhead.
Gargoth Targûn: //ok but then also no magic is allowed

Kazarn Wolfwood: Uhh, Grud, can yooz put deez in da bin for meez?
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: *tugs Gru'ud on the sleeve*
Erasmus Thunderpipes: . . .well . . . if yooz want all bunch o' lay-dee followin' I will be nekkid. *big grin*
Poompa : Cant we jus keep runnin?
Belladonna Gutslash: wot we doez.....we needz a mate ta get beerz for dis here Inn..an putz em in a line...herez
Poompa : An runs away from da monsters?
Bugar Galferz: (AFK, bathroom break)
Belladonna Gutslash: awww! yeah...but......iz Tiktakz aint it...
Erasmus Thunderpipes:*makes sure no one is watching
Belladonna Gutslash: runnin and bitin......kickin....bit o' Bovva.......das awight
Samuel Herefin: uurh
Belladonna Gutslash: likez dis!
Kazarn Wolfwood: Cor, iz chilly out 'erez
Gru'ud : aye .. what is it *looks frazzled*
Belladonna Gutslash: awww!
Belladonna Gutslash: Yooz Bugga! C'mere!!
Samuel Herefin: should have kept your clothes on
Erasmus Thunderpipes: yooz don't git much sun do yooz?
Belladonna Gutslash: seez Dis! *wheeze*
Samuel Herefin: You smell
Kazarn Wolfwood: ORK BUNDLE!!!!
Gru'ud : now fellas .. save it fer the race
Belladonna Gutslash: BLUDDY HELLZ BELLZ!
Kimli Heln: what the...?!!
Nag Veriform: BUNDLE!!!!
Belladonna Gutslash: *wheeze* *cough* *splutter*
Erasmus Thunderpipes: *shrugs*
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: Yegods.
Roland Darksbane: Ye gods.
Belladonna Gutslash:yaz can healz yasself.....*rubs jaw*
Kazarn Wolfwood: ORK BUNDLEEE!!
Erasmus Thunderpipes: blimeyz
Kimli Heln: What the heck is this??
Erasmus Thunderpipes: Seezdemull
Erasmus Thunderpipes: dang
Gru'ud: festive bunch eh?
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: Hoy!
Belladonna Gutslash: DAZ DER SPIRIT!
Roland Darksbane: Truly it is.
Samuel Herefin: HaaaHa
Bugar Galferz: // (back)
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: Ye, orangerobe.
Gru'ud: *shakes his head*
Belladonna Gutslash: an Wolfy can uze sum o' hiz spelliez......Catz...kittiez.....an stuff
Erasmus Thunderpipes: fanks mate
Samuel Herefin: Thaanks
Belladonna Gutslash: tellz ta wot....
Bugar Galferz: *cracks off a MEAN fart*
Kimli Heln: ...all orcs...


Journal Entry *At this point, after much growling and coarse behaviour, one of the fattest orcs ever seen waddles over to the road outside The Wandering Badger and begins placing bottles of ale in a long line...........*

Belladonna Gutslash: wait herez......meez put beer up....inna line.....
Kazarn Wolfwood: Datta GOOD Orc Bundlez!
Erasmus Thunderpipes: *elbows Wolfwood* Stop starin' at 'im mate.
Kazarn Wolfwood: Yooz heer for da rayce?
Borg: what are rules?
Erasmus Thunderpipes: Nekkid!
Kimli Heln: naked???
Samuel Herefin: no shiny stuff on
Borg: jewellry ok?
Erasmus Thunderpipes: butt, stinkin, nekkid!
Samuel Herefin: nothing on
Erasmus Thunderpipes: nuffin!
Roland Darksbane: Hmm... They're actually easier to recognize with their armours.
Kazarn Wolfwood: Nose wear nuffin, no arma, no ringz, no girly ommlettez
Poompa: No fast spells, gotta be nekkid.
Uloth Hard Heart: Me gudz at runnin'
Kimli Heln: har har
Gargoth Targûn: //rules are no stuff whatso ever no rings no nothing
Kazarn Wolfwood: Den we runup derez, bashin' stuff, havz ORK BUNDLE! and den run lotz FRAZT!
Erasmus Thunderpipes: You kni has wot yooz mama gif ya. nuffin elkse
Gru'ud: *wonders if he missed any important new rules
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: HOY!
Kimli Heln: uh-oh...
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: See meh?
Gru'ud: yes .. what is it?
Kimli Heln: well I'm in..
Poompa: So we runs from da gate?
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: *r be I bleedin' 'nvisible.
Nag Veriform: fromgate to gate
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: *curses for a moment*
Erasmus Thunderpipes: eeeew. wot wif da nekkid dwarf?
Borg: sword ok ?
Samuel Herefin: uuh
Gargoth Targûn: no sword
Samuel Herefin: never understood this elfie stuff
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: Lissen, be ye Gruud?
Belladonna Gutslash: rite denz! ow many o uz?
Gru'ud: You are as plain as the orcs here next to me sir
Kazarn Wolfwood: Dwarf?!
Borg: Grud!!!
Uloth Hard Heart: Me Uloth!
Gru'ud: hello Borg!
Poompa: Can I use me sword if I gets hit?
Kazarn Wolfwood: I iz Kazarn Wolfwood, da might chef!
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: Fer cryin' oot loud.
Samuel Herefin: Yeah
Borg: Grud orc too?
Nag Veriform: if we be attacked we bash em togetah
Bugar Galferz: Owww !!! Ale !!!
[Nather_Woodswarden]
Roland Darksbane: *TO Kimli* I don't think they allow Dwarves to participate.
Samuel Herefin: hey dwarfie
Gru'ud: *smiles* only for today it seems
Belladonna Gutslash: Not nowa ya Bugga!
Samuel Herefin: you race too
Belladonna Gutslash: 'andz orf!
Kimli Heln: I'll try! *grin*
Erasmus Thunderpipes: Broshan Shok (*EDIT* Real Orcish!!! Yaaaay!!! ) mate *bangs head against Belly*
Gargoth Targûn: It race...if attacked me keeps runnin no care bout nasties
Samuel Herefin: hrhr
Uloth Hard Heart: *lets out a hearty chuckle*
Roland Darksbane: I don't think you'll... Survive long.
Nag Veriform: //and ofcourse the rp stands above everything
Gru'ud: *eyes the short one suspiciously*
Uloth Hard Heart: Wassup?
Nag Veriform: how bout tha drinkin?
Gru'ud: aye?
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: *grabs Gru'ud by the chest of his robe and pulls his head next to the dwarve's face*
Kimli Heln: Can dwarves join?!?!?!?
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: Liss'n, git.
Belladonna Gutslash: dis only drinkin stop dere iz.....one ale fer all ya Buggaz
Uloth Hard Heart: *jogs on the spot*
Uloth Hard Heart: I need some orc lovin!
Erasmus Thunderpipes: 'ey dere!
Kazarn Wolfwood: ooc - GAH! I hope that doesnt happen too many times during ther race!
Erasmus Thunderpipes:leef da skinny elf alone
Erasmus Thunderpipes: ka-peesh
Erasmus Thunderpipes: ?
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: Ah've 'mportant news, so ye be'r lissen.
Uloth Hard Heart:Yep, me love some good booze!
Samuel Herefin: Heeey
Poompa: I likes da ale.
Gru'ud: unhad me sir!
Samuel Herefin: beer
Nag Veriform: //oh..and fetlock makes the recap
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: *lets loose*
Gru'ud: *nods* be quick about it then
Uloth Hard Heart: *burp*
Borg: we drink now?
Kazarn Wolfwood: Ooga-booga-ooga-booga-WAAGH WAAGH WAAGH!!!
Uloth Hard Heart: We go now?
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: Ah apologise fer th' roughness, boot ah've importnat matt'r.
Belladonna Gutslash: nah! wenn weez racin
Roland Darksbane: *Looks rather fazed by the situation*
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: Coold ye step thar fer a beet?
Belladonna Gutslash: not yetz
Erasmus Thunderpipes: yooz ohokay skinny elf?
Borg: where we race to?
Gru'ud: better spil it quciik then lad ... theseorcs are a handful
Uloth Hard Heart: I need some orc lovin!
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: *pints to the south*
Kazarn Wolfwood: ooc - Everyone line up, someone take a screen shot!! >icon_smile.gif
Belladonna Gutslash: any leftovers an Wolfy's Bob can 'av's em
Poompa: We races tah Brosna.
Kazarn Wolfwood: Woo! Tankz Belly!
Uloth Hard Heart:Yep, me love some good booze!
Belladonna Gutslash: // hehe
Nag Veriform: we drink em now ya?
Gru'ud: nay .. you must tell me here .. I am with the orcs this day
Roland Darksbane: // At the drink, I'll snap
Belladonna Gutslash: Waaah! Cheeeze! *wobbles flab*
Uloth Hard Heart: Poompa, have I ever told you how cute you are?
Kazarn Wolfwood: *sticks to fingers up behind Belly's head*
Samuel Herefin: hrr
[Aesendil] Aluven Demraden: Can anybody borrow me 100 gold?
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: Fer bleedin' ears' sake.
Gru'ud: So .. why all the bottles ?
Uloth Hard Heart: Dragons, schmagons! Where's my blade?
Belladonna Gutslash: *whispers* not nowz.......*holds smile*
Bugar Galferz: So ... weez drink da ale an' den we run ?
Borg: bottles fuel
Roland Darksbane: And who's presiding over this?
Kazarn Wolfwood: ooc - i cant believe that person just asked 11 naked orcs for money... *EDIT* Hilarious!!!!!
Kimli Heln: HAHAHAHHA
Erasmus Thunderpipes: //lol
Uloth Hard Heart: Eh you pointy ear! You best moves outta tha way or yuz gonna get stepped on!
Gru'ud: *nods at Roland* I am it seems
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: ((*bursts to laughter*))
Belladonna Gutslash: dazza fine Sights o' OrcBeef!
Kimli Heln: so are we just standing here?
Roland Darksbane: And is the dwarf really a part of the Great Orc run?
Uloth Hard Heart: Kimli Heln, have I ever told you how cute you are?
Kimli Heln: YEAH!!
Gru'ud: I dont know
Nag Veriform: but me think me be tha nicest half orc
Gru'ud: you tehre dwarf
Kimli Heln: I'm umm.. half-orc
Gargoth Targûn: So let git wif tha race
Erasmus Thunderpipes: 'ow come dere ain't no lay-deez 'ere to wotch us?
Belladonna Gutslash: nah! afta dis...weez go ta Gatez o' Benzie!!!!
Nag Veriform: ya not smile on picture
Roland Darksbane: Look friend. There's a fellow called Argyle at the docks
Uloth Hard Heart: Wassup?
Gru'ud: *peers closely*
Samuel Herefin: Well really a half
Roland Darksbane: Talk to him.
Belladonna Gutslash: an off We goez, like.....like der Clappaz!
Gru'ud: ALRIGHT ALL!!
Gru'ud: *SHOUTING TO BE HEARD*
Erasmus Thunderpipes: 'ey fanks
Nag Veriform: we do one more bundle
Kazarn Wolfwood: WAAGH!
Gru'ud: IS THE DWARF ALOWD TO RACE?
Uloth Hard Heart: me do big magiks!
Gargoth Targûn: NO
Belladonna Gutslash: rite den! all dem beerz........dazz one fer uz all
Kimli Heln: YEHA!!!
Samuel Herefin: YEAA
Poompa: I say justs orkens
Belladonna Gutslash: weez all drink onez....an goez on......
Kimli Heln: MY MOTHER IS HALF-ORC!!
Kazarn Wolfwood: Well... lez pain't 'im green, den we say he izza dwarfork
Uloth Hard Heart: Dragons, schmagons! Where's my blade?
Belladonna Gutslash: or weez scrapz like a loadsa Grilz!
Samuel Herefin: HAAHAA
Gru'ud: well then master dwarf .. you may run I guess .. but you are not in the race
Bugar Galferz Dat makez yooz kwaorter ork!
Gru'ud: I am sorry
Kimli Heln: hmphm...

Journal Entry *All the orc's and their designated observers trudged , in solemn dignity in accordance with the Spirit of the race, to the Benzor gate.All of them naked as
the day they were born, back's to the long wall of Benzor, summoning all the powers of their tribe and ancestors..............


Belladonna Gutslash: aww! heez an kum
Gargoth Targûn: Race start from here?!
Nag Veriform: but he not cry if he be bundled
Uloth Hard Heart: ee luk sorta like a mini orc
Kimli Heln: where are we running?
Belladonna Gutslash: iz too latez ta get himz bakk inta hiz 'ole!
Bugar Galferz: Weez dreenk nowZ?
Belladonna Gutslash: dis way ladz!
Gru'ud: aright then ... shall we start here?
Gru'ud: hmm
Uloth Hard Heart: Dragons, schmagons! Where's my blade?
Samuel Herefin: Heyy
Belladonna Gutslash: nah! Gruudy! weez gotta get a run inta der Beerz!
Nag Veriform: we can drink potionz?
Gargoth Targûn: Only healing potions!
Belladonna Gutslash: daz where we tartin
Belladonna Gutslash: herez!
Uloth Hard Heart: More booze!
Poompa:We line up agaisnt wall?
Gru'ud: //ooc okay ... 3 min btak for all first??
Belladonna Gutslash: okayz!
Nag Veriform: bundle!!!!
Kazarn Wolfwood: WAAGH!
Poompa: Line up against da wallz!
Uloth Hard Heart: //if we die are we outta the race?
Uloth Hard Heart: How dry I am...
Gru'ud: bathroom .. drinks etc.
Bugar Galferz: WAAGH !!!
Belladonna Gutslash: Naggy got Fally downs!
Gru'ud: ooc: afk
Uloth Hard Heart: //if we die are we outta the race?
Belladonna Gutslash: // this is insane!!!
Kazarn Wolfwood: ooc - if you die, I can rez you but I only got a few balms left so don't die! icon_biggrin.gif
Poompa : Line up against da wallz yous orks.
Belladonna Gutslash: nah! yooz kumz bakk weez 'elp ya
Bugar Galferz: *grins*
Nag Veriform: they cheaterz
Erasmus Thunderpipes: 'ey....I iz Azmus. . .
Erasmus Thunderpipes: good ta meet yooz mate
Belladonna Gutslash: Gruudy! wozz up wiv Bugie!
Gargoth Targûn: //healing potions is allowed and healing magic, nothing else to enchance running ok????
Nag Veriform: Bugarz
Kimli Heln: what?? Do we get hurt??
Bugar Galferz: wut?! *shrugs*
Poompa: Azmus gonna bees tuff tah beat.
Nag Veriform: ya be cheaterz
Belladonna Gutslash: Bugie! ya Girly lady Boy!
Bugar Galferz: Meez?!
Erasmus Thunderpipes: spoze I shud take off my undies now huh?
Kazarn Wolfwood: ooc - no haste, but other spells okay?
Belladonna Gutslash: Bugie! cheatin allreddy!
Nag Veriform: *tries to trip Samuel*
Uloth Hard Heart: so weez good te go?
Poompa: //no haste or Expeditious Retreat
Belladonna Gutslash: jus' like a Pallydin dat iz
Samuel Herefin: whoaa
Uloth Hard Heart: I need some orc lovin!
Gargoth Targûn: //if we cant wear any items no enchancing magic should be allowed at all
Belladonna Gutslash // no haste
Samuel Herefin: yuol be eating dust
Bugar Galferz: Weez drink ale at da Inn ?!
Belladonna Gutslash: // all prime orc....just muscle
Nag Veriform: //with knockdown be carefull on those with lower HP
Uloth Hard Heart: Are there no toilets anywhere in all the land?
Kimli Heln: WHERE DO WE RUN!??!?!?
Belladonna Gutslash: all way ta Brosna!!!
Nag Veriform: to brozna city
Kazarn Wolfwood: ooc - I'm thinking about The Dragon - Might need Wolfy's chef powers for that... icon_smile.gif
Kimli Heln: oh ok
Uloth Hard Heart: HDgd dgdd asdahsd?
Poompa: Bozku tanshaka KALL!
Bugar Galferz: //ooc: we should be fine if we stick to the road
Erasmus Thunderpipes: crikee. . . dis is excitin'
Belladonna Gutslash: if weez see Gianteez! we all kepp choppin....yaz can wearz ya stuuff wiv big Monsties
Gargoth Targûn: ooc-is the ale drinking on at bager inn weary rest and sholo or not?
Kazarn Wolfwood: Wot, yooz drink alreddy?! NOSE FAIR!! Howzomez he get ale alreddy?!
Belladonna Gutslash: // just here!
Uloth Hard Heart: Lez gooo!
Uloth Hard Heart: Kazarn Wolfwood, have I ever told you how cute you are?
Belladonna Gutslash: BLOO FACEZ GO SMAAASH!
Kazarn Wolfwood: Nose try to sweet-talk diz orc!
Poompa: Sumbody say goes.
Erasmus Thunderpipes: ewwww...das creepee
Belladonna Gutslash: UP DER ORCS!
Belladonna Gutslash: not literalle.......
Kazarn Wolfwood: Waitwait!
Gargoth Targûn: //DO WE DRINK ALE AT ALL 3 INNs OR NOT???
Kazarn Wolfwood: Snorg iz comin;!
Belladonna Gutslash: awight awight
Gru'ud: alright!!
Bugar Galferz: Nooz .... jus' diz wun
Kazarn Wolfwood: If see ale, drink ale!
Nag Veriform: //drinks only at wandering badger
Belladonna Gutslash: Grud! counts us! weez all drink one beerz.....yaz gonna seez it
Gru'ud: run when the arrow flies
Belladonna Gutslash: awight!
Nag Veriform: wait
Nag Veriform: //snog is coming
Nag Veriform: heyhey
Belladonna Gutslash: // imagine his face as he walks thro! lol
Nag Veriform: smiles*
Gru'ud: ahh .. one more then?
Snog Torchwatcher: RUDY, GUZ!
Belladonna Gutslash: awight mate! STRIP!!!!
Gru'ud: everyone gets it right ...
Roland Darksbane: // Good, thankies.
Kazarn Wolfwood: SNOG! Get dem clothz off an' join da parteee!
Snog Torchwatcher: Uh! yuz
Uloth Hard Heart: Eh! Yuz not allowed no armorz
Gru'ud: run when the arrow hits the tree!!
Borg: take it off - take it all off
Erasmus Thunderpipes: yuh! Time ta git nakkid!
Erasmus Thunderpipes: c'mon!
Erasmus Thunderpipes: Takes it off!
Uloth Hard Heart: No armorz no nuthin!
Snog Torchwatcher: nu rungs uithur?
Belladonna Gutslash: oi! get yaz Maggotty butt on der Wall!!
Nag Veriform: me not like male striperz
Belladonna Gutslash: no ringz! no nuffin!
Snog Torchwatcher: YUZ!
Bugar Galferz: Yooz ooglee orks !
Gargoth Targûn: no armour no ring only healing potions
Belladonna Gutslash: no teacosiez!!!
Gru'ud: *waits patiently and smiles*
Snog Torchwatcher: muz rudy tu gu
Bugar Galferz: DAMN IT !!
Belladonna Gutslash: *rubs head from door*
Gru'ud: ON YER MARKS ...
Gru'ud: GET READY!!
Kazarn Wolfwood: *paws ground*
Roland Darksbane: // Do we keep to Party chat, or do we use talk?
Uloth Hard Heart: Dragons, schmagons! Where's my blade?
Belladonna Gutslash: WAAAAAAAAGH!
Poompa: w
Poompa: a
Kazarn Wolfwood: WAAGH!

Journal Entry *Suddenly, with the arc of the arrow fired by the Robed One failing and hitting the ground a vast cry went up! As a living wall of flesh grew legs as one, the orc horde burst from their rest against the Benzor Wall and hurtled away. Arms flailed, great cries went out, and chaoes ensued! Runners lucky enough to escape the Orc War Tactic now known as the 'Bundle' claimed half of the Racers......curses, punches were traded...and legs ran!!!!......

Belladonna Gutslash: Yooz Bugga! C'mere!!
Kazarn Wolfwood: ooc - user party talk! icon_razz.gif
Erasmus Thunderpipes: BLIMEYZ!!! YOOZ TRIPPED MEEZ!
Kimli Heln: hohohoho

Journal Entry *The fastest Orcs had arrives at the line of ales, dropped to the ground, drank in a swift second a Beer each........however, the others that trailed seemed
to have forgotten the rules laid out merely minutes before, and nursing grievous cuts and bruises already, seemed to have difficulty in grasping the concept of drinking and running.................

Belladonna Gutslash: BEERZ!
Kazarn Wolfwood: HAW HAW!
Belladonna Gutslash: WAAH!
Gru'ud : drink up lads
Snog Torchwatcher: nu ule luft!
Erasmus Thunderpipes: wheerez da ale!?
Belladonna Gutslash: DRINA UP!
Erasmus Thunderpipes: dang! who counted!
Kazarn Wolfwood: WOOO! I GOTZ DA ALEZ!
Snog Torchwatcher: nu ule!
Gru'ud : wait til the goblins see this sight
Kazarn Wolfwood: I IZ INVIDERBLE!
Kazarn Wolfwood: I IZ CATCHEZ ULOFF... guh... *THUD*
Snog Torchwatcher: yuz ull chuturz!
Kazarn Wolfwood: AWG! DASSIT BUGAR!
Belladonna Gutslash: get Bugie!
Kazarn Wolfwood: I PUNCHEZ YOOZ IN DA HUMMIE SAK FOR DAT!
Snog Torchwatcher: kuck hum duwn
Erasmus Thunderpipes: dang. . . it ain't pritee back 'erez . . . all sortz of nekkid ork bums!
Belladonna Gutslash: stop lookin at meez bum Wolfy!
Roland Darksbane: Common, kill your spawns!
Snog Torchwatcher: yuz buggur!
Kazarn Wolfwood: GET DAT BUGGAR!
Belladonna Gutslash: gets Bugie!
Kazarn Wolfwood: *hic!*
Roland Darksbane: *OOC
Kimli Heln: ATTAAACK!!!
Kazarn Wolfwood: *trip!*
Erasmus Thunderpipes: *huffing and puffing*
Kimli Heln: Hohohohooh
Kazarn Wolfwood: *gasp!* *wheeze!*
Nag Veriform: Waagghhhh
Erasmus Thunderpipes: 'ey! fellaz!
Bugar Galferz: *huffs and wheezes*
Erasmus Thunderpipes: Yooz goin' too fast!
Kazarn Wolfwood: poop BUSHAR! I ISH GONNA GESH YOOSH!
Snog Torchwatcher: *push*
Poompa : //I cant kill these spanws
Kimli Heln: hehehe
Kazarn Wolfwood: *kicks Bugar in the nuts then runs away*
Snog Torchwatcher: muz uz wunnung!
Kazarn Wolfwood: *trips drunkenly into a tree*
Belladonna Gutslash: *moons*
Gru'ud : ye all forgot to drink at vessurs!!

Journal Entry *As the racers tore off, through valley, wood and ditch, a single Orc having reached a good position in the middle body of runners bursy through a large stand of trees, crying to the Heavens! The Orc was returning to the slowest and fattest of the Orcs...being chased by a holy symbol of the Orc Race......a huge and very angry Wild Boar........


Snog Torchwatcher: pug! bluddy pug!
[Anslyn] Erasmus Thunderpipes: danggit!
Snog Torchwatcher: uz
Kazarn Wolfwood: *trips over a rock and is kicked in the nuts by Bugar* AWGH! RIGHT UN DA... AWWG>...
Erasmus Thunderpipes: I forgotted!
Snog Torchwatcher: PUG!!
Belladonna Gutslash: meez fink dat was Grissy!
Snog Torchwatcher: YUZ! Wuz kulled pug!
Kazarn Wolfwood: *pant! * *gasp!*
Snog Torchwatcher: yuz busturd!
Kimli Heln: woah!
Kazarn Wolfwood: *trip* WUGH!*
Erasmus Thunderpipes: weerz da ale?
Belladonna Gutslash: OWZ!
Erasmus Thunderpipes: danggit
Belladonna Gutslash: KIDNEEZ!
Nag Veriform: *bashes*
Kazarn Wolfwood: GEDDUP YA WUZ! HE ONLY MASH YOOZ IN DA SPLEEN! YOOZ NOT EVAN NEED DAT!
Snog Torchwatcher: muz un thu lud
Snog Torchwatcher: tuddyburs
Belladonna Gutslash: wot?
Kazarn Wolfwood: Wugghh... diz ale mezz me upz...
Kazarn Wolfwood: WAGH!
Belladonna Gutslash: woaaup?
Kazarn Wolfwood: Aww, not me kneez again!
Kazarn Wolfwood: I need demz!
Kimli Heln: run run run!!
Kimli Heln: har har
Erasmus Thunderpipes: cripees...tipped again
Kazarn Wolfwood: *trip!* OOF!
Gru'ud : stop at the shilo inn for another ale?
Kimli Heln: do we drink here!??!?!?
Belladonna Gutslash: *wee's on Bugar*
Snog Torchwatcher: gut uvt uf muz wuy!
Erasmus Thunderpipes: *nudges him with his foot*
Erasmus Thunderpipes: giddup
Kimli Heln: there
Erasmus Thunderpipes: danggit!
Kimli Heln: 2 ales
Erasmus Thunderpipes: fanks
Belladonna Gutslash: woahz!
Kazarn Wolfwood: WAGH!
Kazarn Wolfwood: *runs into a tree*
Poompa : //Dedz
Bugar Galferz: tries to catch up with Belly
Erasmus Thunderpipes: *huffing and puffing*
Belladonna Gutslash: Stoopid Fog!
Belladonna Gutslash: CHEETA!
Nag Veriform: *runs*
Gargoth Targûn: WIN WIN ME WIN!
Snog Torchwatcher: muz uz thu chumpun
Kazarn Wolfwood: *gasp* Wot ale dat iuz?!
Kazarn Wolfwood: Me nose can see where iz goin'!!!
Erasmus Thunderpipes: 'oly cowz
Bugar Galferz: *smashes into a tree*
Belladonna Gutslash: daz der Fog an dat!
Erasmus Thunderpipes: 'ey Boogy.
Gru'ud : giants!!!
Erasmus Thunderpipes: dere dedder dere
Belladonna Gutslash: kiks imz!
Gru'ud : were is everyone?
Erasmus Thunderpipes: I finks dey needz a bit uf re-killin
Snog Torchwatcher: ule! funully!
Erasmus Thunderpipes: 'ey nice stuff
Kimli Heln: run run har har!!
Kazarn Wolfwood: Har har! YOooz get bash by da skellyz!
Nag Veriform: hah
Snog Torchwatcher: lut me su... whure did .... YUZ BUSTURD!
Gargoth Targûn: 2 4 6 8 yoo sock me great!
Kazarn Wolfwood: I run awaAWGH!
Bugar Galferz: Bellee
Erasmus Thunderpipes: yuh...shaked me up
Nag Veriform: me trip ya
Bugar Galferz: Meez git yooz !!!
Snog Torchwatcher: I need some orc lovin!
Snog Torchwatcher: muz nut luike thut
Kazarn Wolfwood: *huff!* *huff!*
Kimli Heln: GIANTS!!!
Erasmus Thunderpipes: Iz catchin yooz
Belladonna Gutslash: meez hearz sumefing!
Snog Torchwatcher: cume buck hure!
Kazarn Wolfwood: AWGH! DEREZ belly! Lez catch himz!
Belladonna Gutslash: yooz oooh!
Snog Torchwatcher: thut's sume strung ule
Kazarn Wolfwood: *heabutt's Belly
Belladonna Gutslash: NOZE!
Kimli Heln: HA RHAR!!!
Belladonna Gutslash: *delayed fall*
Kimli Heln: HURRAY!!

Journal Entry *I managed to find a short cut to the fine oaken gates of Brosna. The sounds of many battles echoing in my ears from afar, .upon my arrival, the gates of Brosna had been torn off their hinges by some Irrepressible force......various Orc shapes had evidently tore completely throught them as all the racers began, in their fashion, to arrive and collapse onto the fair lawns and vegetable gardens before the Guards of the Brosna...erm....Gate Hinges and torn wood.................

Gargoth Targûn: Gargoth win!
Belladonna Gutslash: cheetin buggaz1]#
Erasmus Thunderpipes: crikey
Belladonna Gutslash: *parp*
Kazarn Wolfwood: *WAGH!* THUD!!*
Gargoth Targûn: Me been ere for bit now
Belladonna Gutslash: *dive*
Gru'ud : *pant pnat
Erasmus Thunderpipes: *big deep belch*
Erasmus Thunderpipes: dat more likes it
Gru'ud : WHO WON??!!
Gargoth Targûn: Bot said there be only one beer stop
Gargoth Targûn: Me wins!
Bugar Galferz: *runs into the lantern postt
Belladonna Gutslash: NOZE!!!!!!!
Kazarn Wolfwood: *laughs at Bugar* and runs into a house*
Gargoth Targûn: Me me me me!
Kimli Heln: there was three
Nag Veriform: me win
Gru'ud : congratulations sir
Kimli Heln: three stops I think
Nag Veriform: me be first at gate
Nag Veriform: all not be ere
Erasmus Thunderpipes: werez da booze?
Snog Torchwatcher: *trips in front of the gate*
Erasmus Thunderpipes: 'ey fank
Gru'ud : did evryone make it?
Snog Torchwatcher: yuz dud thut?!
Nag Veriform: More booze!
Erasmus Thunderpipes: ow...me noze!
Nag Veriform: wha'?
Snog Torchwatcher: muz thu wunnur!
Kazarn Wolfwood: *OOF!* Me KID-NEEEZ!
Kazarn Wolfwood: OKC BUNDLEEE!
Nag Veriform: no me
Snog Torchwatcher: muz thunk....
Snog Torchwatcher: yuz?
Nag Veriform: me be ere firzt
Belladonna Gutslash: oi! Das harrazzmint!!!
Snog Torchwatcher: wull thun muz uz numbur twu
Nag Veriform: ya be secund
Belladonna Gutslash: yooz Booliez!
Kimli Heln: I think I waaaaazzz fifth!!! ..... *burb*
Erasmus Thunderpipes: *gouges bugar*
Bugar Galferz: Cheeter !!!
Nag Veriform: hullo...ya be 3
Kazarn Wolfwood: GEDDIM DA KIDNEE POUNCHA!!
Poompa: Dis da end?
Nag Veriform: HDgd dgdd asdahsd?
Snog Torchwatcher: Yuz!
Bugar Galferz: *pants and wheezes*
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: *pants*
Erasmus Thunderpipes: *sucking for air
Tarrabahl Truthsayer : *leans to his knees, panting*
Erasmus Thunderpipes: kitee!
Poompa: I got killdz by sum hoomans.
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: *Gasps for air*
Gru'ud : *still out of breath*
Nag Veriform: *jumps in a dancing way*
Nag Veriform: yada yada yada...
Snog Torchwatcher: *burp*
Snog Torchwatcher: muz thunk muz gut u hut un mu hud.
Belladonna Gutslash: RUNZ!
Nag Veriform: me be faztezt orc
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: *pant pant pant*
Poompa: Bozku tanshaka KALL!
*EDIT* ORCISH!!! YAAY! icon_wink.gif
Erasmus Thunderpipes: *clutching his chest*
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: *pant kobold*
Kazarn Wolfwood: *WHEEZE! *GASP!*
Belladonna Gutslash: QWIKK!
Erasmus Thunderpipes: gor! da pain!
Snog Torchwatcher: I need some orc lovin!
Kimli Heln: har har!!!
Snog Torchwatcher: uhm... muz nut suy thut
Kazarn Wolfwood: *trips over Bugar's out-stretched foot*
Gru'ud : where are the others?
Kazarn Wolfwood: *...and again!*
Nag Veriform: *burp*
Belladonna Gutslash: me lungz!!!!
Kazarn Wolfwood: AWDASSIT!
Kimli Heln: hehehehhrhahahahhaar
Belladonna Gutslash: almozt....dere.......
Snog Torchwatcher: YUZ!
Snog Torchwatcher: yuz dud ut
Belladonna Gutslash: NOZE!!!
Snog Torchwatcher: I need some orc lovin!
Nag Veriform: I need some orc lovin!
Snog Torchwatcher: Nug wun, muz sucund!
Erasmus Thunderpipes: *quivers*
Kazarn Wolfwood: *kicks Bugar in the crotch again*
Bugar Galferz: Awww !!!! Meez spleen !!!!
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: *pants*
Kazarn Wolfwood: HAR HAR! *runs away*
Belladonna Gutslash: meez waz ment ta winz.......Shamy sed!!!! *sob*
Poompa: Aruza yous made itz!
Nag Veriform: Belly be slow
Kazarn Wolfwood: OOF!!
Snog Torchwatcher: yuz
Erasmus Thunderpipes: *sucking for air*
Belladonna Gutslash: NOZZZZZEEEEEE!
Gru'ud : that was some race gents
Snog Torchwatcher: bully sluw
Kazarn Wolfwood: HOO put dat sign derez?!
Snog Torchwatcher: More booze!
Nag Veriform: *burp*
Kazarn Wolfwood: WOOHOOO!!!
Nag Veriform: ya see me win gru'ud
Belladonna Gutslash: meez waz *croak*.....
Kazarn Wolfwood: We made itz!
Bugar Galferz: *Staggers towards the gate*
Erasmus Thunderpipes: *starts snoring*
Gru'ud : I . Iam not sure m;lord ..
Kazarn Wolfwood: *gasp!*
Kazarn Wolfwood: *wheeze*
Belladonna Gutslash: *sobs* WAAAAAH!
Nag Veriform: Dragons, schmagons! Where's my blade?
Kazarn Wolfwood: Ugh...
Poompa : Stoopid hoomans killdz Poompa.
Belladonna Gutslash:..whoz wun? Naggy lad?
Snog Torchwatcher: Nug wun, muz sucund!
Nag Veriform: it be run to here..they not be ere
Belladonna Gutslash: aw noze!
Bugar Galferz: *crawls towards the gate*
Belladonna Gutslash: he deded?
Poompa: Me was third?
Snog Torchwatcher: yuz!
Belladonna Gutslash: lezz givez im a prezzy!
Nag Veriform: How dry I am...
Erasmus Thunderpipes: I fink I is ded
Belladonna Gutslash: awight awight......
Erasmus Thunderpipes: *groans*
Belladonna Gutslash: weez gotta do dis
Nag Veriform: orc bundle!!!!
Kazarn Wolfwood: Me givz REVITALIZIN' MEAT SUHPRIZE to everyeun! It got Isotopez!
Belladonna Gutslash: 'old up! weez gotta doez a Cerrymony
Snog Torchwatcher: *burp*
Snog Torchwatcher: *hits Kazarn in the back*
Kazarn Wolfwood: AWGH!
Kazarn Wolfwood: DASSIT! ORK BUNDLEEE!
Snog Torchwatcher: *harr harr*
Poompa : So whats Poompa gets fer bein fird?
Belladonna Gutslash: weez all Gotta call Nag der winner! der Boss Footslogga!
Roland Darksbane: // Every orc, please lie down
Bugar Galferz: Ngghg ... getz yoo fut outta meez mouf !!
Snog Torchwatcher: *sits on Bugar*
Kazarn Wolfwood: *punches Snog in the face*
Roland Darksbane: // Screenie
Snog Torchwatcher: Yuz cun't cume up nuw!
Nag Veriform: *smashes bugars head*
Gru'ud : the others are juts outside lads
Bugar Galferz: *elbows Nag in the face*
Kimli Heln: hhooh
Belladonna Gutslash: 'old up!!!
Kazarn Wolfwood: *belly flops on Nag*
Erasmus Thunderpipes: *pulls Kazarns feet from under him*
Kazarn Wolfwood: WAGH!
Nag Veriform: ouch
Kimli Heln: YAARRR BATLLE
Kazarn Wolfwood: *bites Belly on the toe*
Poompa: *Cannon balls on Erasmus*
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: *shouts through the gates:* GET BACK OOT 'ERE, ORCS!
Samuel Herefin: yea
Belladonna Gutslash: okayz! weez all gotta sayz...OWWWWW!
Gargoth Targûn: Can me ave prize now?
Kimli Heln: what? no battle...
Bugar Galferz: *gnaws on Nag's foot*
Roland Darksbane: // I repeat, Will every orc please lie down
Samuel Herefin: took you guys a sweet time eh
Nag Veriform: ey belly
Borg: me want prize too
Borg: me fight for prize
Belladonna Gutslash: ah!!!! erm.....
Gargoth Targûn: Yoo already loosed har
Snog Torchwatcher: Tch!!!!!
Gru'ud : prize .. what was the prize?
Belladonna Gutslash: well...seez der winna getz ta be callded......der OWWW!
Kazarn Wolfwood: ooc - everyone collapse! icon_razz.gif
Snog Torchwatcher: yuz busturd!
Samuel Herefin: great orc helm
Belladonna Gutslash: AHHH! COW!
Kazarn Wolfwood: AWGH! ISSA KOW!!!
Samuel Herefin: or some such
Gru'ud : ahh .. and who has this helm?
Belladonna Gutslash: LOOK OWTS!
Kazarn Wolfwood: HELPZ!! ME CAN'T MOOOVE!
Erasmus Thunderpipes: 'ees comin'!
Kimli Heln: ME"""
Samuel Herefin: hrh
Belladonna Gutslash: ah! erm....
Samuel Herefin: no idea
Kazarn Wolfwood: ... O.o
Poompa : //oops
Borg: ????
Erasmus Thunderpipes: // wot??
Gru'ud : uh oh
Death Corpse: [Talk] Corpse of Erasmus Thunderpipes
*EDIT* This was'nt funny, Erasmus was killed by the Half Orc Brosna Guard, but this line made me crack up laughing! ARGH! UNDEAD!!!!!......Corpse begins to stir, then sits up.....*oooh......'ello.....Meez Ded!!!...Brrrrr......Hooz turned dat heatin' off! Meez freezin' cold, an' all pale, like..........
Belladonna Gutslash: NOZE!!!!!
Roland Darksbane: YOU TWO IDIOT!
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: *looks amazed*
Borg: guards not like orc's
Kimli Heln: hohohoho
Belladonna Gutslash: wot happenidid?
Erasmus Thunderpipes: WHOT APPENED?!?!?!
Belladonna Gutslash: awww!
Uloth Hard Heart: Dragons, schmagons! Where's my blade?
Gru'ud : *shakes his head in disbelief*
Uloth Hard Heart: waz happenin
Kimli Heln: I can have that helm, or what it was...?!!!
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: Ah mus' 'ave strange mental pow'rs... they did 'xactly wha' ah want'd t'.
Kimli Heln: wat the??
Nag Veriform: Let the good times roll!
Gru'ud : maybe we should move awya grom the agte ads .. or into a tavern
Kazarn Wolfwood: ?????
Nag Veriform: Let the good times roll!
Nag Veriform: Belladonna Gutslash, have I ever told you how cute you are?
Snog Torchwatcher: wuz hu u chutur?
Death Corpse: Corpse of Erasmus Thunderpipes
*EDIT*....ROFL......who was the Orc who kept trying to talk to Erasmus' stone dead body?? ....*yooz awight dere? Yooz a bit pale, like....wanna Pie??*
Belladonna Gutslash: see...whoever won...gets ta be callded Boss Footslogga......dat bit abowt der 'elmit...meez not findz it *goes red*
Erasmus Thunderpipes: WHOT IN THE FESTERIN' SUPPA?
Kazarn Wolfwood: ooc - oops.... I didn';t think they';d do that again...
Gru'ud : poor erasmus
Samuel Herefin: rrh
Gargoth Targûn: Yuh yuh
Uloth Hard Heart: waz wee duin outs here?
Gargoth Targûn: Gimme prize now
Samuel Herefin: we cant even avenge him
Roland Darksbane: *Gives the guards a thorough talking-to*
Belladonna Gutslash: did dat cow doez dat?
Gru'ud : no proze belly?
Nag Veriform: How dry I am...
Uloth Hard Heart: Wassup?
Kazarn Wolfwood: BAD KOW!
Death Corpse: [Talk] Corpse of Erasmus Thunderpipes
*EDIT* Come on now! OWN UP!! who was doing things to Erasmus?? ROFL
Belladonna Gutslash: meez go ress im! *sneaks off at mention of the prizes*
Uloth Hard Heart: waz happnin?
Erasmus Thunderpipes: MY 'EAD URTS!
Snog Torchwatcher: su..... whut's huppunung nuw?
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: Hey, dinnae pposh me aroon'!
Gargoth Targûn: Can ave me prize or wut?
Nag Veriform: we run back...or we go bash gianties
Kazarn Wolfwood: Oi yooz, hide herez, no let guard see yooz!
[Samuel Herefin: whos winner
Gru'ud : you dwarf .. I see you
Kimli Heln: hm??
Kimli Heln: me? yah??!?
Snog Torchwatcher: Nug wun... muz sucund
Borg : me second
Gargoth Targûn: ME is winnor!
Nag Veriform: Let the good times roll!
Uloth Hard Heart: I need some orc lovin!
Gru'ud : aye *nods*
Gargoth Targûn: Gargoth wins!
Kimli Heln: I AM THE WINNER!!!!!
Nag Veriform: me..me be ere firzt
Poompa: Me was third.
Nag Veriform: me not see otherz ere
Samuel Herefin: YOU
Uloth Hard Heart: Uloth wuz terd errr furth
Samuel Herefin: bah
Gargoth Targûn: Me in town
Snog Torchwatcher: Muz prutty sure ut wuz Nug furst und thun muz.
Nag Veriform: How dry I am...
Uloth Hard Heart: *burp*
Borg : yep me second you turd
Kazarn Wolfwood: ooc - Can someone keep Erasmus invised?
Gargoth Targûn: This orc ere is second in Brosna an me is first
Uloth Hard Heart: Borg, have I ever told you how cute you are?
Roland Darksbane: // On iy
Gru'ud : blast it all .. I could not beat you all here .. I had to killl the creatures you stitrred up!!
Roland Darksbane: *it
Borg : nope
Nag Veriform: More booze!
Gargoth Targûn: Yoo lie
Kazarn Wolfwood: Tank yooz rolly!
Snog Torchwatcher: whutz wuz tulkung ubuvt? Nug, thuse urcs trui tu stul yuz guld.
Belladonna Gutslash: meez not do nuffin! meez talked ta cow wot was sniffin me bum up good...
Roland Darksbane: I'd also like to say that you acted true cowards in the face of those beasts.
Nag Veriform: Let the good times roll!
Tarrabahl Truthsayer: *starts laughing at the chaos*
Gargoth Targûn: Me first in Brosna an first ere bot me no wait ere cause race was to Brosna
Kazarn Wolfwood: Oi oi! No argooin'! We settle diz in propa orky fashun!
Kimli Heln: Who were cowards??
Roland Darksbane: It would have been fine to see you fight.
Bugar Galferz: 'EADBUTT !!!
Gru'ud :*look at Roland and shrugs*
Samuel Herefin: wha
Snog Torchwatcher: YUZ!
Borg : me no coward me fought giants - almost dead when get to brosna
Erasmus Thunderpipes: *slams his head into Bugar*
Samuel Herefin: are going to fight this over huh
Nag Veriform: me bash lotta stuff
Snog Torchwatcher: muz bush u pug! wull.... ulmust.
Belladonna Gutslash: wozz all dis? who Disprespeckin 'Oly Orc day?
Bugar Galferz: *headbutts Belly ... hard*
Gru'ud : hey lads wait a minute!!
Belladonna Gutslash: OWW!
Gru'ud : not by the guradds
Kazarn Wolfwood: *kicks Bugar in the arse*
Gru'ud : hey I have an idea!!
Bugar Galferz: OWW !!!
Kazarn Wolfwood: HAR HAR! ORK BUNDLLELEEE!!!
Gru'ud : everyine *whistles ludly*
Kazarn Wolfwood: *dives at Borg*
Kimli Heln: what?
Nag Veriform: *dive tackles Kazarn*
Kazarn Wolfwood: AWGH!
Gru'ud : hey all !!
Poompa: Whats lil guy want?
Samuel Herefin: Whaa
Kimli Heln: Whistle???!?!
Erasmus Thunderpipes: May-bee da ork guards is mad dat dey dint race!
Bugar Galferz: *puts a sleeper hold on Belly*
Kazarn Wolfwood: *falls over and knocks Uloth over*
Nag Veriform: *trips bugar*
Gru'ud : cmon listen a minute
Borg : SHADDUP - LISTEN TO GRUD
Snog Torchwatcher: *steps away a long distance*
Gargoth Targûn: What?!
Nag Veriform: More booze!
Snog Torchwatcher: RAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGH
Gru'ud : How about another contest?
Snog Torchwatcher: *hits everyone he can*
Nag Veriform: Waagghhhh
Gru'ud : wait . save it lads ..
Gargoth Targûn: Bah
Kimli Heln: what contest?
Borg : ok -
Belladonna Gutslash: yeah!
Poompa: Okays
Poompa: What contests?
Gru'ud : a nekkid orc free for all in the Mulrok Arena!!!
Samuel Herefin: yea
Erasmus Thunderpipes: *grins an invisible smile*
Kimli Heln: ...
Samuel Herefin: Alright
Belladonna Gutslash: deres a 'ole loadsa Orc sportz! iz Kultcha!!!!
Kimli Heln: ok
Snog Torchwatcher: thut's u guud uidu
Gru'ud : *smiles widely*
Kimli Heln: sounds fine
Samuel Herefin: proper orcish fashion¨
Gru'ud : well .. ahat are ye waiting for??
Kazarn Wolfwood: Wotabout Dwarf Chukkin' Contezt?
Nag Veriform: wha' we do?
Erasmus Thunderpipes: yuh.. . .a veery gru'ud idear
Gru'ud : last one ther is a stinky orc
Samuel Herefin: to mulrok
Gargoth Targûn: Me no git prize me go to cave
Belladonna Gutslash: so likez me sayz.....der prizez iz wayz off in meez 'omelands....*shuffles feet*
Belladonna Gutslash: weez get Poompa!!
Snog Torchwatcher: stunky urc? Muz nut undurstund....
Kazarn Wolfwood: Naw, me not fink can chukk dwarf all day way t' mulrokk from ;erez!
Belladonna Gutslash: areny?
Roland Darksbane: What a bunch!!!!!
Erasmus Thunderpipes: wot fings 'appening?
Belladonna Gutslash: yooz a bunch....o wotsitz!
Nag Veriform: Where would you like to port?
Nag Veriform: Mulrok Village
Kazarn Wolfwood: waidasec!
Belladonna Gutslash: weez Dooks finezt!
Kazarn Wolfwood: stand 'erez!
Belladonna Gutslash: herez?
Snog Torchwatcher: muz dun't fuul thu muut surpruisus uffuct yut.
Kazarn Wolfwood: I givz everywun DA BASHMITE wot Bumble teach meez!
Erasmus Thunderpipes: I skared ta go into da citee. . . .dey might git me agin
Nag Veriform: *is first in arena*
Kazarn Wolfwood: Now lez go bash dem orkz! Har har har!
Belladonna Gutslash: dat Nag got feetz like Elfiez! meez bet he got Gork ta help zhim
Erasmus Thunderpipes: *looks invisiblly frightened*
*EDIT* OMG!!! I almost cried at this! Thank you!!! ROFL
Belladonna Gutslash: which wayz?
Bugar Galferz: //ooc: sorry guys, I gotta go .... 'twas great fun though icon_biggrin.gif
Nag Veriform: ya be slow
Samuel Herefin: oh yeah
Nag Veriform: me be fazter
Kazarn Wolfwood: ooc - lol! aww man icon_razz.gif
Borg : me take on all commers
Erasmus Thunderpipes: *flicks a bit more poo on Bugar*
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berylgreen
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Re: Great Orc Sprint - Benzor to Brosna - February 2005

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((This is great! Thank you for sharing it!)) :D
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